Jessie's Story

Written by Rude

Saturday, 20 February 2010 13:32

We are sad to inform you that Jessie was returned to the orphanage today. We were informed that her chances of being re-adopted are slim due to her age and special requirements due to her special needs. We can only pray that some family will treat her as we did, with the help of St. Mary's Church and The Priest, with the love and respect that only a demon child could deserve. We are staying positive and are looking forward to our home being silent once again. We would emplore the family that adopts Jessie to not ignore the disturbances in their home. When the pictures start turning upside down and spinning randomly on the wall and the crosses and angels catch fire please do not ignore these little things. Also, her head will spin 360 degrees for several seconds, its ok her neck is not broken, its just a little trick she likes to play at bedtime. She will try to get you to do it too, but please don't. Its totally her trick and she seems to be the only one that can do it without hurting herself, just ask our poor widowed neighbor Marcella. Furthermore, if your neighbor complains about missing children, animals or lawn equipment don't worry the lawn equipment will usually be found in the opposite neighbors house or children or even their pets at times. Which brings to mind the alter of sacrifice you may find in your backyard. Its ok, she uses it to pray and ask forgiveness. She does have a unique spirituality. We will miss Jessie as she was truely full of life and even lives, even more than a cat with nine lives. Sweet, poor, innocent little Jessie has so much to offer a family that is lacking excitement and GOD and a good church and a Priest that makes house-calls! We just hope and pray she will be as happy and full of life and magic tricks for her new victims..err I mean family as she was with us. By the way, she does need to take her medication or she has temper tantrums that can only compared to Armageddon and the End of Times but if she she skips a dose in the morning its ok, just make sure she takes her pill with lunch. Oh I almost forgot, please keep your crucifix handy and readily available, trust us.

Last Updated on Thursday, 18 March 2010 11:24